January 2010
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(via johnbgourley)
watch this. but don’t watch this without headphones.
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ordering a turkey sandwich at pepper mill deli
Me: (waiting for sandwich man to finish his previous order)
Cashier: yes! what would you like?
Me: hi, can i get turkey on a roll... do you have a toaster?
Casher: yes, yes
Me: nice. so lettuce tomatoes mayo and provolone, and toast it.
Cashier: got it. hey! turkey on a toasted roll with lettuce, tomatoes...
Me: no wait. toast the whole thing. turkey, provolone, and roll.
Cashier: ....okay. toast the meat and the cheese!
Sandwich Guy: huh? (sees me, recognizes me!) oh hey!
Me: hey man. so you got it?
SG: turkey, lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, provolone on a toasted roll yeah?
Me: no no... toast the whole thing.
SG: ahh. metted cheese.
Me: wh... huh?
SG: metted cheese yes?
Me: (feta?).........provolone cheese, please.
Cashier: make the cheese hot!
Me: oh OH. yes, melted cheese.
SG: okay, very good.
(two minutes later)
Casher: toast the meat too!
SG: what? the MEAT??
Cashier: yeah! he wants that toasted too. (gives me a weird look) right?
Me: yes... yes.
SG: toast the meat... are you sure?
Me: yes! i'm sure. the meat, the cheese, the bread.
SG: (looking at me like i'm an idiot) right, okay.
i finally get the sandwich. they forgot to wrap it in aluminum, but it was damn delicious. oh brooklyn.
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okay, this goes from, hah, that was cool, to, is this basketball court possessed? so in this first video, a high school coach is blindfolded and told that if he made a half-court shot, he’d win final four tickets. except the kids are just gonna wait till he misses completely and cheer him and watch him run around happy like an idiot, akin to the nba prank wars video. and then he makes the...
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