ITS THE SHOES! as Mars Blackman would say. Yes ladies and gents, MJ wasn’t actually capable of completing this feat with his sheer dancing prowess, he actually created a shoe and patented it on my birthday. I’m a little sad and happy about this at the same time because it makes me feel better that I can’t do it (even though I can’t do any MJ move properly). Here are some more things you may not have known about MJ.